codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

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sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

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ridge:

ridge:

the amount of kanye heads that I just cut out for stickers is sickening and disgusting

imagei will slowly make this pile grow 

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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Q

Anonymous asked:

what state do you live in?

A

narcotic:

Usually denial 

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

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